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CantFaketheFunk
John Funk
Member Since: 20 Dec 2005
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Themisérables Staff Awards When duty calls, they pick up the phone.OMG Pony!!1 Awards Pony pony pony pony...The Escapist Contributor Staff Awards Granted for being a contributor to The EscapistBerserker Genre Wars "KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr! Quiz Awards Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!An Arcane Intellect Quiz Awards You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!WarCry Contributor Staff Awards Granted for being a contributor to WarCryProfiteer Genre Wars Has earned more than 50,000 treasureGlorious Genre Wars Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete armyWorld Warrior Special Events I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!Film Maker Staff Awards Granted for being a video contributor.News Hound Staff Awards Granted for being an Escapist News contributorEscapist Gold Badge Planetside WAR! VICTORIOUS!Epic Poster Forum Awards Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]Pillar of the Community Community Has been added as a friend by 50 others.Cyber Celeb Community Has been added as a friend by 100 others.Maven Community Has received and read messages from 100 people.Connector Community Has received and read messages from 50 people.Regular Forum Awards Has posted in more than 12 different months.Hallo-winner Halloween Party! You completed all three Halloween events! A Hallo-winner is you! Prolific Forum Awards Has commented on over 1,000 different topics. Forum Vagabond Forum Awards Has posted in more than 10 different forums. March Mayhem 2009 Crystal Ball Special Events I looked into my crystal ball to see who would win! On Fire Forum Awards Created a thread with over 10,000 views. Zombie Hunter Halloween Party! Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game! Bamalam! Awards Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution. Valentine's Day (143) Valentine's Day 1 letter, 4 letters, 3 letters....take a guess, give it to your special someone! :) 1-Up Holiday 2008 You've gained an extra life! In Touch Community Has received and read messages from 10 people. Bestest Friend Community Has added more than 10 friends. Notable Poster Forum Awards Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum] Communicator Community Has received and read messages from 25 people. Arcade Escapee Halloween Party! You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure! Monster Masher Halloween Party! Correctly identified all 30 monsters in WarCry's 30 Monsters in 30 Seconds game! The Average Bear Quiz Awards You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz! The Noble Fable II You are a paragon of virtue. A trail of flowers, bunnies, and rainbows lies in your wake. Hot Topic Forum Awards Created a thread with over 1,000 views. Socialite Community Has been added as a friend by 25 others. Chatty Forum Awards Has commented on over 100 different topics. Face With A Name Community Has set an avatar. You Really Like Me! Community Has been added as a friend by 10 others. You Like Me! Community Has been added as a friend. I Can Has Friend? Community Has added a friend! Make Yourself At Home Community Has created a user profile. Forum Explorer Forum Awards Has posted in more than 3 different forums. Excellent Topic! Forum Awards For creating a thread with over 50 replies. Genre Warrior Genre Wars Has fought 1 battle Voting Maniac 2009 Special Events I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up! Tactician Genre Wars Has won a battle 10 About 4 Quiz Awards For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz. Triumphant Genre Wars Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army Economist Genre Wars Has earned more than 10,000 treasure Terminator Genre Wars "Crush your enemies!" Surrender Monkey Genre Wars "Surrender Monkey!" Genre Campaigner Genre Wars Has fought 10 battles Financier Genre Wars Has earned more than 25,000 treasure Windfall Genre Wars Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle Master Tactician Genre Wars Has won 10 battles Resilient Genre Wars Has won more than one battle consecutively Mogul Genre Wars Has earned more than 100,000 treasure Webby Badge Community We won the Webby...because we rule! 4th Birthday PDF Special Events I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF! 4th Birthday Special Events Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist! Cinco de Quizo Quiz Awards Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right! X Factor Community Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile. Live Long and Prosper Quiz Awards Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer. Steamy! Community Has linked their Steam account on their profile. Survivor Quiz Awards Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz Lover, not a Fighter Community Has added more than 100 friends. User Group Member Community Member of 1 User Group Decathaquiz Quiz Awards Has completed 10 quizzes. Zuu Zuu Content Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show Always Running Content Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show Pandor Content Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show Ruskie Bear Content Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show Sexy Elf Content Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show Big Pete Content Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode. Game Over, Man Content Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade Bernie Content Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable Fishy McSketcherson Content Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable Cutscene Watcher Content Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable And Yet, The Armadillo Content Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable Snaaaaaake! Content Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable Ingenue Content Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse Songstress Content Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing Open Mic Content Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses Subscriber Content Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist Early Edition Content Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist Hitting the Presses Content Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist Pixel Burglar Content Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics. Play(Station)er Community Has added their PSN account to their profile. Pixel Bandit Content Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics. Pixel Outlaw Content Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics. Beta Chatter Community You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens. Founder Lord Community Founder of User Group with 25 members Master of Blinking Content Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable Ubermensch Awards Gamers are the new supermen. |
